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Haikus! Buy a new iMac Pretty colors to choose from Then blow it to hell. ------------------------------------------- Find Jeremy P. Then go find his address Drop Macs on his head ------------------------------------------- A PeeCee No-Brainer Inverted Haiku Another lemming Spouting Gates' propaganda Against Macintosh. Against Macintosh He struggles to belittle. He is led, himself. He is led, himself-- A tool of The Evil One-- Another lemming. ------------------------------------------- Big guns and small mind J Powlus has some issues Send some chicken soup ------------------------------------------- Shoot guns at J P Hit prairie dogs at 500 M Should be easy shot ------------------------------------------- The cool wind embrace Witness loss another soul To Bill Gates' sin ------------------------------------------- Jeremy hates macs- but I will not be hateful- though I disagree. ------------------------------------------- Five stanzas: A rare occurence A well-done anti-Mac page Compared to the rest In all honesty That isn't saying too much All the others suck Typos are their bane And prose as writ by children For imagined slights The Mac is no threat Which makes the anger baseless And baffling to me But this page shows us That even unbased hatred Can excel sometimes ------------------------------------------- A disturbing game But what the hell, enjoy it I love my imac ------------------------------------------- macintosh half breath, smooth pull, bang spider web ------------------------------------------- way more fun than harddrives, CDs down my stair ------------------------------------------- fuck lots of guns c4 and pipes with bombs fantastic iMac's that are blown down ------------------------------------------- Send me mail with more haikus! Maybe they'll get posted on this page... All rights reserved |