Haikus!

Buy a new iMac
Pretty colors to choose from
Then blow it to hell.

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Find Jeremy P.
Then go find his address
Drop Macs on his head

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A PeeCee No-Brainer
Inverted Haiku

Another lemming
Spouting Gates' propaganda
Against Macintosh.

Against Macintosh
He struggles to belittle.
He is led, himself.

He is led, himself--
A tool of The Evil One--
Another lemming.

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Big guns and small mind
J Powlus has some issues
Send some chicken soup

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Shoot guns at J P
Hit prairie dogs at 500 M
Should be easy shot

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The cool wind embrace
Witness loss another soul
To Bill Gates' sin

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Jeremy hates macs-
but I will not be hateful-
though I disagree.

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Five stanzas:

A rare occurence
A well-done anti-Mac page
Compared to the rest

In all honesty
That isn't saying too much
All the others suck

Typos are their bane
And prose as writ by children
For imagined slights

The Mac is no threat
Which makes the anger baseless
And baffling to me

But this page shows us
That even unbased hatred
Can excel sometimes

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A disturbing game
But what the hell, enjoy it
I love my imac

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macintosh
half breath, smooth pull, bang
spider web

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way more fun
than harddrives, CDs
down my stair

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fuck lots of guns
c4 and pipes with bombs
fantastic iMac's that are blown
down

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